In Our Last Episode,
We Investigated the Jungle of Nora,
Where Pumpkin Leaves the Size Of
Brazilian Gunnera Manicata Leaves Grow.
With That In Mind,
Professor Michael King
Decided to Perform an Experiment:
Releasing an Ill-Tempered Sphinx Cat
Into One End of the Garden
In Order to See Where He Came Out.
When He Does,
We'll Let You Know.
And Professor King
Can Climb In
To Find All the Little Surprises Said Cat Has Left Behind.
The Creature in Question:
(Note the Condition of the Top Sheet)
Meanwhile, While the Cat Was Away,
The Beans Took Off.
We've Got a Great Crop of Green Beans
Among the Acorn Squash …
… And, the Beginnings of Acorn Squash Among the Green Beans.
With That in Mind,
We Also Made Our First Harvest Today
They're Real Beans,
But They're Wax.
Not Like Paraffin Wax,
But Wax Beans.
Not Like The Wax Fruit Grandma
Had in the Bowl on Her Dining Room Table
That You Ate and Barfed for a Full Afternoon,
But Real Wax Beans.
(Oh, for God's Sake, Ignore the Wax Part!)
And, Young Otis Gumpox Has Decided to Stick Around Here
And Pick Up Where Furious Left Off.
He Pretends to Drink Martini's
With the Bat Shit Crazy Neighbors.
Then, He Excuses Himself,
And Steals All Their Toilet Paper.
Well, At Least Now We Know
Who Has Been Eating
All the Figs.